stacy please premature ejaculation is a completely normal problem i mean have you ever read the manga my balls where the protagonist gets satan sealed inside his nutsack i'm just like him!

no i don't actually have satan sealed in my family jewels it's just like in the manga i'm surrounded by all these nearly naked sexy women all the time so i can't help if i fire off prematurely like a bad hitman it's not my fault

is it really that ridiculous to believe that much like the stunning and prodigious kouta satou i'd have issues controlling my young man's erratic behaviour due to the fact that i spend all day every day avoiding increasingly ridiculous and titillating events with ridiculously sexy women?

no, no, i swear it's all true! it's almost as if forces from beyond our plane of existence and constantly conspiring to make me turn my underwear into a jackson pollock painting! in fact, that may be all that happens to me for 41 chapters straight!

chapters? are you cottoning on to the fact that this lazy metaphor is getting played out and i haven't actually had my prostate destroyed by the most ridiculous no nut november challenge ever commited to any medium, visual or otherwise?

needless to say i did not get laid that night